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mashed in maryland
10:47 Tue Feb 16
Re: Ronnie O'Sullivan
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMd9Mbnrp7w
On Monday nights in Pitsea, there’s not that much to do So a game of 5-a-side is something I like to pursue My mate Hayden brought his mate Matt whose footwork was quite nifty But I always sensed something about him that was rather shifty
He was flash, he had all the skill, like Figo or Deco But the next day there’s his mugshot on the front page of the Echo I phoned Hayden and called him a cunt, “What’s that for?” he replied Because you brought a paedo along to five a side
The big I am, it was just a sham He’d been watching kids whack off into a webcam
You brought a paedo along to five a side We’ve had some oddballs but no one who had that much to hide He told us he would pay next week it turned out that he lied You brought a paedo along to five a side
He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh
He always scored his one on ones and often scored from range But he lingered in the changing rooms when kids were getting changed He often used a lollipop to go past an opponent In gaining children’s trust, they were also a key component
He’d step over once then twice and then unleash a shot I thought he was joking when he said Tracey Beaker was quite hot When he was convicted, from the sports club he got sacked They couldn’t trust him around girls whose hymens were intact
He weighed in with goals, he was a decent striker I’ve got a little cousin, I think he might like her
You brought a paedo along to five a side I thought he must have kids at school cos he hung about outside From now on a CRB check they’ll need to provide Since you brought a paedo along to five a side
You bought a paedo along to 5 a side You bought a paedo along to 5 a side I thought his bird worked in a museum. He said she was a guide You bought a paedo along to 5 a side
He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, whoah-oh He was a paedo, whoah-oh, whoah-oh, paedo
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